[panics but not in a disco sort of way]
I can’t believe ppl are still reblogging this acting like it’s real :/
if you guys cant detect an obviously fake blog then god help us all honestly
A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.
"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
Wait… Who doesn’t double knot their laces? What if they come untied? Why aren’t ya’ll double knotting your laces?
- age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
- age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
why does this happen