ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this
and fall down a lot
where can I watch
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
I never understood why kids tease each other about having zits.
"Hahaha, occasionally, a piece of dirt or bacteria makes its way into your pores and your body defends you from infection in the only way it knows. Neener neener neener!"
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is gavin
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
oh my god.
there you are