flamingno:

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]


clannyphantom:

unityy:

fagmobs:

I can’t believe ppl are still reblogging this acting like it’s real :/

if you guys cant detect an obviously fake blog then god help us all honestly

(Source: versaceslut)

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

killedmycatatemytailor:

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

Wait… Who doesn’t double knot their laces? What if they come untied? Why aren’t ya’ll double knotting your laces?

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq)

reaction to disney movie songs
  • age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
  • age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA

swarnpert:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

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